2 WRONGS MAKE IT DAMN RIGHT!

"Snap out of it, Nefertiti", I told myself. "It's done. It's over, you need to move on". While a part of me knew I was giving myself motivational speeches, I still couldn't help but be mad as hell. I realized I didn't want this sucker anymore but it didn't stop the tears from welling up in my eyes which made me even madder. The bastard took her to Vegas?! Vegas?! Our, (no, scratch that!) MY Fucking VEGAS?! Why, I'll be damned! This idiot didn't even know that Vegas was in Nevada before he met me. So I upgrade his ghetto behind, and he has the nerve to take her to MY VEGAS?!!!!! If you see this guy, know anyone like him, Please give him a good kick in the balls on my behalf. Now on reading this story, you can feel free to make whatever assumptions you want, but I'm mad as hell and I really couldn't care less what you think of me.

I met Doyin in the fall of '02. Even though he wasn't my type, his gentle manner drew me in. He wasn't like exceptionally handsome, we started dating really out of convenience. He was available, I was too. Nothing better to do, so we hit it off. Initially, it was no biggie until we started to have sex. I gotta admit. He had a sista sprung. No shyt. I became 'dickmatized' (Or what was it BG and CG called it again?) for lack of a better word. Before I knew it. We were seriously an item. Daydreaming about buying a house together, having kids, the whole nine yards. Everyone knew us in ATL. Whenever I would go to a party alone, I'd have people walking up to me asking me 'Where's Doyin now?' I didn't know how annoying 3 words could be until now.

Everything was good until Fall of 04. He had this chick come over to visit him in ATL. I had seen them together in church, and he introduced the girl as Shola from MD. I didn't know about this till later of course, but apparently he had sex with this chick. When I found out she had spent the night at his place, and they'd had sex, months later of course, for some reason, I really didn't sparze out, okay maybe I did a little lol, but it was nothing major. We move past this, or so I thought but the devil in me had other plans. His punk ass was moving to MD for some master's program, and everything was cool until I started talking to Mr. Cool (I'll explain in detail who he is in another post). Now Mr. Cool was just that. Alright. He had a good head on his shoulders, nothing much to look at, but I liked him. He had this Sylvester Stallone on steroids kinda voice. The kind that made you feel like you were 13, and your hormones are constantly in OD when you hear his voice. Looks like you already know where this is going because soon, we were having phone sex. This in all honesty did nothing for me, but I enjoyed the power I felt during these calls, imagining I was with Doyin. Doyin would come home occasionally, and although the sex was good as ever, I still felt I needed some emotional availability which he lacked. For some reason, we didn't have much to say to each other except fuck each other's brains out. Anyways, Mr. Cool comes over from Cali for a visit. One thing leads to the other, and I end up having sex with him (Hey, I did tell you to pass your judgments, right) It sucked major balls. He was pathetic. You could literarily count the number of thrusts before he started convulsing in ecstasy. Bastard! I grind, roll, twist, slam, remove, all for this bastard to even last a freaking 2 minutes more but nope! he wasn't having it. All he wanted to do was bust a nut. Oloshi! On the good part though, I did get myself some perks, courtesy of him(Prada shades, Ferragamo shoes etc). I guess he realized he sucked, and was compensating.

Anyways, last April, I was planning a party for myself. I was turning quarter of a century, and he was visiting from Cali, spending a whole week with me, so I was mad excited. I was in the Bathroom applying my make up for an evening out, after a very HOT session of love making I might add, when Doyin yanked the door open and almost ripped it off the hinges NEFERTITI, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS…?!

I realise that this sounds rushed, but I'm mad as hell and need to vent. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask. I am weak from typing and will continue this in a few days.