*Same script, different cast *

I've been down this road before
We put in our best initially, and slowly we take each other for granted.

I've been down this road before
Conversations that seem to go from dusk to dawn, discussions about everything and nothing.

I've been down this road before
Hungering for your kisses, pining for your touch. Feeling like there's no air when we are apart.

I've been down this road before
Passionate kisses, 'agro' filled head and eyes. Hair raising, toe-curling, bed-sheet corner- undoing, wet-sex

I've been down this road before
Our families seem to love each other, and are hoping we tie the knot soon...

Suddenly we begin to take each other for granted,
We have nothing to talk about
Kissing you feels like a distraction
We breath better when we are apart
Sex seems like a chore
Our families can't stand each other...

... all I'm saying is, I've been here before. Same script, different cast.

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What's been going on my people? Guess what o? Hmmm... All ur blogs are now considered pornography according to my company's internet use policy. Yes o, Aloted, Rita, even y'all people wey be say na soso bible una dey quote... das why I no fit to dey look 'pornography' for work. What's really fucked up about it is, If you google the word 'pornography' from within the company's firewall, the mumu thing brings up orisiri sturvings life and direct... kai, may obatala waiya the head of those ITS people o. May everything that brings them joy be cut off by the mighty obatala firewall.

U know I gats norrin but love for y'all tho, right?

Toodles!

Apparently, TEMITE did not get the memo

I'm wondering why Temite (who's decided to return, no surprise there) didn't get the memo. Nefertiti is allergic to Memes. Temite, (and ALL WOULD BE TAGGERS) I have a new aladura that I will be visiting in the event that you tag me o! Aboro la n so fun omo'luabi! (A word is enuff for the wise)


*Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions.
*They have to be real...nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers.
*You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.
* Dont google ur answers.
*Make it as interesting and fun as you can.

1. What is your name: Nefertiti

2. A four Letter Word: Nope

3. A boy's Name: Niyi

4. A girl's Name: Nneoma

5. An occupation: Neuro-surgeon

6. A color: Neon

7. Something you'll wear: Nothing

9. A food: Nando chicken (I still have no idea what that means. SHONA!!!!!!!!)

10. Something found in the bathroom: New soap... lol Sorry no imagination

11. A place: Nevada

12. A reason for being late: No damn reason

13. Something you'd shout: NUCCCCA!

14. A movie title: Notebook (musta seen this about 50 times)

15. Something you drink: Nuvo

16. A musical group: Ermmm... wow.. ok that's hard. Any suggestions?

17. An animal: Nocturnal animals.. lol

18. A street name: Nalley Dr. ;)

19. A type of car: Neo

20. The title of a song: Noone by Alicia keys (Not a big fan of that particular song)

I'm supposed to tag 20 people: Sorry, No dice.

Black, white and everything in between

At this point I think I have pretty much determined that there are several people living in my head, and that I'm not alone in this madness. The fact that I'm female doesn't make it any better. PMS is a biatch. I feel sorry for the Mr. sometimes. I got heated recently over something small, and he looked perplexed and simply said 'you are a very complex woman' lol. He didn't even get mad. I got a good man, y'all! Abeg, be happy for me nau, ahn ahn, y are u hissing? lol (remind me again when I feel like tearing his head off- lol) The following conversation takes place between 'razzertiti' and 'Nefertiti'. Let me introduce them to you. When I leave comments like 'You'll be in my thots and prayers', you are seeing Nefertiti. However when I throw in things like WTFrack, nucca.. You are seeing Razzertiti...R is responsible for posts like No bama no, and Journal of an angry black woman. N is responsible for posts like note to my sistahs. Please note that at any given time, they can take on each other's personalities. One moment, I'm being real prude, classy and sweet. The next i'm an eye-rolling, finger-snapping, neck-twisting, bubble-gum-popping, bad-ass chic. This particular conversation transpires after finding the following txt message on an Ex's phone.

'The sex was good while it lasted. Too bad all good things come to an end'

Razziti (R): hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaheeeehehehehehe

Nefertiti (N): OMG! What are you laffing at u idiot?
R: ahn ahn, is it not funny? *singing another one bites the dust.

N: There's got to be a good explanation. Maybe the chic is messing with him or me.(side note: He was in the shower when the phone rang, and he had asked me to pls get the phone, and let whoever know that he was in the shower. The chic was tryna start drama by asking me who I was. I told her my name, and she was like 'Welllllllll, when he gets out the shower, please tell him Tracey called. We were supposed to meet up later today. *Oh yeah, heifer?)

R: She messing with him alright. I don't think u need sweet virgin mary to come and give u a revelation.

N: No, I know it's a joke

R: Nah gurl, his punk ass is a joke! Where's our little black book? Next!!!!!

N: Don't be like that. U know we are trying to be good. We just re-dedicated our life to God.

R: You did, heifer! I was laffing at ur weak ass..lol

N: Let's just hear what he has to say first. Don't jump to conclusions

Boyfriend comes out the shower...

N: u got a text from Tracey. Who's tracey?

Boyfriend: *has a WTF look...

R: LMAO! mscheeeeewwwww. don't even lie, u ashewo bastard! I said who the fuck is Tracey?

N: Well she just sent you a text. *Handing the phone over to him.

R: Gurl, I can't believe u are gonna have this conversation. Please let me handle his dumb ass. Apparently, he's got a minor case of amnesia. May be I can woze his facaulty back in order.

N: No thank you, R. I got this.

R: Why are u so slow? I have been tryin to tell u to kick his no-good ass to the curb, but u be mugu shey? u see ur life now? *Singing 'stutter ssstutter' WAY off key.

Boyfriend: Oh. (Kinda in an off hand manner)She's some crazy girl I met a few nights ago

R: Did u hear that gurl? He met her a few nights ago, and they are already having 'great sex' according to tracey. here u go doing ms goody goody. agro go dey waiya ur head, u will be forming for T. Let's go call T jor, fashi this looser...

N: What?`*tears starting to gather* What do you mean she's crazy? Why are you doing this now?

R: Why else? Ode! u better not be displaying ur mumuness here o! Let's go before u disgrace urself now

N: R, we are not going anywhere. We have to talk this out like mature adults.

R: Go on' head gurl, do ur grown woman steez. I'm dialing T's # soon as u can get us the hell outta here.

Boyfriend is still explaining away..N's tears are flowing in torrents now, and she excuses herself to go to the bathroom where she wails and wails. She eventually emerges, and there's been a switch somewhere. She's smiling now.

Boyfriend: Now very confused. Babe, how can I make it up to you? Please disregard what that crazy woman was saying. I think she may have text that to the wrong number

R: I think u need to put your bullshit under arrest cos that shit ain't adding up! Who u think u fooling mutha fucker? U think I'm 2? *Grabs a knife* you still ain't told me who the fuck Tracey is! Tell me the truth now before I re-circumsize ur monkey ass.

BoyF: whoah whoah, u don't wanna do that, babe...

R: If u call me baby one more time, I'm gonna tear a new hole in ur ass with this knife. u lying ass mutha. You know what, u ain't worth my time. I'm outta here

BoyF: Darling, please don't drive off when u're mad *Frantically pulling on his clothes...

R: Muttering expletives under her breath, while grabbing her things

N: Hmmm badooooo!

R: Shut up jooo, mumu girl. Why were u crying like an ode before? Mscheeeeeewwwwww.

We are outside now. I jump in my car and reverse in 50mph. Boyf tries to stand in my way

R: Boi, don't think I can't run u over o! No try me this afternoon!

Boyf: c'mon, babe. u are blowing this outta proportion..

R: Yeah?! Muthafuckr, watch this proportion right here!

I zoom off and nick his arm with the rear view mirror...

R: gb'ori e joooor! Oloshi ashewo bastard. Mscheeewwww

N: Ahhhh... no jam am o! I no wan go prison o!

R: Prison sha? a ma bury body were ara e ni, mahn! (We are going to dispose of the mad man's corpse)

N: Hmmmm Badoooooooo! I trust u to always use ur crase to get us out of tight situations/

I pick up my little black book and flip straight to T. Time for some sweaty monkey, no questions asked, straight fucking...


oops, it's good Friday :( Memories!

Temite, this is not as good as the original. I don't even remember what that one was about. when I get that journal, I'll post it.

*Crystal ball, crystal ball, Tell me what you see...*

I wanted to take sometime out to say thank you to you all for your comments on my last post. I have tried my best to respond to you directly if you have a google address. The "no-reply" comments though, I was unable to. I am doing great, and moving past this. I will not dwell on it, or continue to wallow in self pity. Nefertiti is back, ya'll! Oh BTW it's the Mr.'s birthday this weekend. Please give me some ideas. I am not a 'hopeless romantic' I am a straight up, no flowers, teddy bear or chocolate kinda girl. I do like some bubble bath and bubbly tho, a strictly indoorsy kinda girl. The Mr. is almost opposite. He likes the out doors. A vegas kinda guy. Oh I should mention he would like a TM Lewin shirt too, but has lately said for forget it. I am not into desgner labels. It's a gross waste of resources, but what do I know? I'm just a 800 pound gorilla :)

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Lately, I've been spending a lot more time than I like thinking about different bloggers and what they look like physically or psychologically. This is based on a number of things, like the type of comments u leave on my post, on other people's post or my perception of you. I'm hoping this crazy phase will end with me writing this, but who am I kidding? I love to dream. Lol! If I have not mentioned your name,please do not be offended, it just means I haven't stalked you long enuff for you to be come a permanent feature in my overworked brain or I haven't stalked ur blog long enough... yes I was a lurker for a while. I will be arranging the names in aplhabetical order. If you are nothing like what I have described, please feel free to correct me or leave me to keep painting in my bubble lol. Crystal ball, crystal ball, Tell me what you see...

Afrobabe: Small in stature. Nicely shaped. Sometimes battles with being a good girl and being bad, but ultimtely decides that bad girls have all the fun :)

Bumight: Overachiever, slim about 5ft 6. Very smart.

Buttercup: Smallish, a real cutie and sweetheart. Has a difficult time letting go sometimes. Loves deeply.

Chari: I hear he's tall. A sweetheart. Might come off as cocky to the haters from time to time based on what he wears or says. Very romantic, has his head in the right place. Trying his best to be good.

Dabizniz: Dark-skinned. Morally sound/upright. Willing to go all out for someone he cares about. Is usually the 'bigger person' in most situations except when he feels you are taking him for granted.

DannyBagucci: Geek, geek geek! Very smart. In his early 30s. Tall, a cynic. Someone who reads between the lines. Down to earth.

Ellewoods: I don't know too much about her :)but the fact that she does have a nice sense of humor, and is eccentric in the things she likes.

Funms: Of slim build. Pretty. A sweetheart who cares much about other's opinion of her, but struggles with breaking free of that mold every now and then.

GGN (Good Girl Naija ie): Pretty and refreshing. Has a bright outlook on life, and is quick to see the good in people

Hermes: New on blogville, wondering what everyone here is about, but is now MIA, due to some e-misunderstandings with Miz-cynic :)

i: No known blogger with an "i" name.

Jide Salu: Quiet strenght.

Just Toluwa: Small in stature, but don't mistake her size for weakness. She has a sharp mind.

Kooks: Small breasts, Big butt :-D (No homo, I promise) Very strong willed. A confident woman.

LusciousRon: Family first. Is a sweet person, but sometimes taken for granted. Her sweetness is sometimes misunderstood for naivete, but don't get it twisted. She's bright.

MissLove: Somehow, I can't seem to match a physical description, but something tells me she is young, and very ambitious.

NDQ: Young and ambitious. strikes me as very pretty, but doesn't pay attention to her beauty.

OriginalMgbeke: Naijacentric. A no-holds-barred, straight-talking, no BS type of person

Padosh/phoenix: Enjoys being a bad girl. Fleetingly toys with the idea of settling down everynow and then, but quickly dismisses. She likes to play hardball, but guards her heart with a lock and key.

Q: No known blogger with a "q" name.

Rita: Quiet and graceful. Caring.

Roc-Naija: Very confident. A power dresser. A cunning bad boy who comes off as harmless at first. Quick to hit the road, if shit hits the fan.

Sirius: An enterprising young woman. Loves to look her best. Same as XSN in that she 'knows' a lot of people, but most people who think they know her, really don't.

Temite: A curvacious, pretty chic. Sometimes takes on big projects, or supposedly impossible tasks (to some) in an effort to prove a point to herself. Smart, tenacious.

Tigeress: Comes off as a tough cookie, but a big baby inside. Wants to be loved, but struggles with reaching out.

U: No known blogger with a "u" name.

Vera: Light skinned (based on the pictures i've seen *no need to freak out, Vera. MD is a small place ;-)) Stands at about 5.5 to about 5.6inches tall. Has a wonderful sense of humor. Will find humor in the serious matters of life, but not to be mistaken for unserious. She knows exactly where she's going, and will work hard to get there. Between 28 to 30 yrs of age.

Writefreak: A strong willed woman. Easily makes friends, and is not afraid to reach out. Sees the good in people for the most part.

XSN: Introverted extrovert like me. No need for the physical description. She has a picture of herself on her page. She has a lot of acquintances, but really few close friends. She hardly lets people inside of the walls she has built, but once inside, she takes those people very seriously.

Y: No known blogger with an "i" name.

Z: No known blogger with a "z" name.